Alternate names: Ilmak Orkey, The Ill-Mater, Ilmak Born-A-Man
A trickster god and apotropaei, said to be the cause of the Orcism trait in humans.
Trinitine worshippers consider him to be made up by the Frøssellers as an intentional mockery of The Ilmatian, but one or two tales said match up to
The Tale of Ilmak Born-A-Man
A common Frøsseller tale claiming how Ilmak brought Orcism to humanity:
Ilmak Born-A-Man was said to be born from a man (in a time when men didn’t have the word for “man”) who consorted in a union with a walrus cow so his progeny would be the strongest alive. Ilmak was just that, standing 15 feet tall with tusks that grew long and dug up the ground as he walked. Ilmak travelled far and wide and went on many adventures, many of which are made up on the spot to appease agitated children before bed. Most famously he was said to have wrestled every clansman in the world, every greatsnake and greatbird, every whale and walrus, even the volcano Storropgäng itself, and won. However his victories bore him no prizes (mainly because people didn’t have a word for that yet either), and his great ugliness meant no woman would consort with him. So to spite every other man they favoured, Ilmak spoke an unknown word: “That-In-Which-You-Become-The-Million-Sperms”, which being the first to ever utter, shaped his on body just so, and he crawled into the testicles of every man on earth, and to this day every baby has a chance of being an “Orkey-child”